And that's how the catsup got on the ceiling...

I have failed. As a person. All my life, my motto was ' don't ask questions that you don't really want the answers to'. I broke that rule... and I am so sorry that I did. I heard sneaky giggling coming out of the kitchen. Very sneaky. So, like a good mother, I went to see what they were doing. I look around and at first, I panic. It was everywhere. I was sure one of them severed and artery. But no. Giz put the catsup on the floor and jumped on the bottle because she wanted to see what would happen. It was so much fun, she jumped again, harder and harder until my kitchen was covered in the red slime. *sigh* I don't want to break her curious spirit. I really don't. I also don't want to clean up the catsup. So, after much deliberation... catsup is now banned. Moving on...